this one admitted...

machines suddenly start to crash
branches run slow as their bandwidth through through the roof...

what did you do?
... nothing....

this one though, admitted that they even replied to a bit of spam that they got, and it's loaded crud on her desktop, and TANKED the branch on the other side of the poor little 64k ISDN circuit that drives it..

I found a User Friendly comic strip on my hard drive that I had saved long, long ago... it seems... it's appropriate today yet again...